tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3194375109977381522011-04-22T02:33:26.295ZJorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-8362231440607233572007-05-20T23:14:00.000Z2007-05-20T23:18:07.557Z<a href="http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/6181/campeao0607800x600yj5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/6181/campeao0607800x600yj5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><iframe id="1" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" align="center" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" width="140" height="200" src="http://www.fcporto.pt/Feeds/ClassifFutebolLiga_lateral.html"></iframe><br /><br />SOMOS OS MAIORES CARAGO!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-836223144060723357?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-62950137286739550762007-05-09T17:19:00.000Z2007-05-09T17:20:12.305ZA VERDADEIRA AMIZADE FEMININA<br /> <br />A Sofia ia a sair do cabeleireiro e encontrou a Carla na rua.<br />- Olá, Sofia!!! Cortaste o cabelo?<br />- Cortei, que achas?<br />-Estás muito gira, estás 10 anos mais nova. Essas madeixas ficam-te<br />muito bem, está mesmo muito giro, vou fazer umas iguais!<br />- Ó Carla, é impressão minha ou estás mais magra?<br />- Sabes, fiz uma pequena dieta agora para o verão...<br />(meia hora de conversa depois...)<br />- Olha Sofia, querida, tenho de ir, adoro-te! Beijinhos e dá<br />cumprimentos ao teu namorado!<br />- Carla, gostei de te ver, beijinhos...<br />Carla sai pensando: ...Como esta gaja ficou ridícula com aquele corte de<br />cabelo! Será que ela não se vê ao espelho?<br />Sofia sai pensando: ... Esta Carla está cada vez mais gorda! Deve estar<br />a morrer de inveja do meu penteado. Ainda quer fazer um igual … Ela que<br />pense em emagrecer primeiro!<br /> <br />A VERDADEIRA AMIZADE MASCULINA<br /> <br />O Luis ia a sair do barbeiro e encontra-se com o Pedro:<br />- Então Luis, seu paneleiro! Como é? Foste à tosquia?<br />- Não meu chulo... Fui só cortar as patilhas!<br />- Foda-se, que merda de corte foste fazer? Pareces um rabeta. Acho que<br />andas a levar com ele!....<br />- É... Mas a tua namorada gosta!<br />- Vá porta-te!...ah, manda um beijo p`ra boazona da tua irmã, ok?<br />- Vai-te foder, cornudo! Não tens pica para ela! Vá, porta-te!<br />Pedro sai pensando: ... Este gajo pah... Cinco estrelas!<br />Luis sai pensando: ... Este caralho não muda.... é um bacano!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-6295013728673955076?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-16981859268075124232007-05-07T19:04:00.000Z2007-05-07T19:06:31.880ZAqui está em 1ª mão o novo equipamento do Benfica!!! Bem Fashion, não?<br /><a href="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1480/equip5qi.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1480/equip5qi.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-1698185926807512423?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-5882184667514560792007-05-03T18:26:00.001Z2007-05-03T18:26:50.145Z<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8RMZZLA1egY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8RMZZLA1egY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-588218466751456079?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-10656335013687102742007-05-01T15:12:00.001Z2007-05-01T15:12:29.257Z<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QawVEZiqPbs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QawVEZiqPbs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-1065633501368710274?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-46081404826870292252007-04-26T17:33:00.000Z2008-12-09T02:01:40.878Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e0pSWy18JzM/RjDisrTNp-I/AAAAAAAAAAg/nTcmLZoZnPM/s1600-h/as.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e0pSWy18JzM/RjDisrTNp-I/AAAAAAAAAAg/nTcmLZoZnPM/s320/as.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5057791638702499810" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-4608140482687029225?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-69633117489093725682007-04-26T17:18:00.000Z2007-04-26T17:32:08.472Z<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/06kulwfpWl0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/06kulwfpWl0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-6963311748909372568?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-86399306355080776562007-04-25T20:47:00.000Z2008-12-09T02:01:41.041Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e0pSWy18JzM/Ri--x7TNp9I/AAAAAAAAAAY/57iZwpE0_1Q/s1600-h/asdg.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e0pSWy18JzM/Ri--x7TNp9I/AAAAAAAAAAY/57iZwpE0_1Q/s320/asdg.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5057470671501502418" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-8639930635508077656?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-53767322745989093362007-04-25T17:48:00.000Z2007-04-25T17:49:53.578Z<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCYaw5tGYAs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCYaw5tGYAs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iV6DQuEh4UQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iV6DQuEh4UQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-5376732274598909336?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-49594385355701403032007-04-25T17:29:00.000Z2007-04-25T17:31:02.524ZA nova música dos LP que sairá com o seu novo CD Minutes to Midnight a 15 de Maio.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8sgycukafqQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8sgycukafqQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-4959438535570140303?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-53433314283064242552007-04-25T17:15:00.000Z2007-04-25T17:16:20.425Z<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a5maF4Gs1tk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a5maF4Gs1tk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-5343331428306424255?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-20288329722404153062007-04-25T17:05:00.000Z2007-04-25T17:14:14.647Z<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k23vaWppzsc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k23vaWppzsc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-2028832972240415306?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319437510997738152.post-50409640060788086252007-04-25T16:44:00.000Z2007-04-25T16:47:59.740ZNeste blog vou postar cenas divertidas como videos ou anedotas ou até imagens!!!<br />Eventualmente poderei também postar algo a sério como uma reflexão ou alguma noticia importante para mim ou para todos!!!<br /><br />Boa Visita<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/319437510997738152-5040964006078808625?l=jorge-magalhaes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jorge Magalhãeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06514173215060642340noreply@blogger.com0